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The Health Risks of Hitting the Snooze Button: Why Many Americans Do It

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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The Legacy of the Borg-Warner Trophy: A Deep Dive into the Indy 500’s Iconic Symbol

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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  • World News

Animals Escape Violence as Cartel Threatens Wildlife Refuge

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Kim Kardashian Takes a Step Closer to Law with Graduation Cap

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Immigration Expert Sounds Alarm on Chinese Illegal Aliens Using Canadian City as US Gateway

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • US

Ex-New Orleans Police Chief Slams Sheriff Over Controversial History Following Jailbreak

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Politics

Rubio Responds to Democrats’ Regrets: ‘Proof I’m on the Right Track’

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Sports

The Tradition of Milk: Why Indianapolis 500 Champions Celebrate with Dairy in Victory Lane

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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  • US

Tennessee Man Sentenced to Death for Murdering Wife and Her Two Sons

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Entertainment

Kermit the Frog to Give Commencement Speech at University of Maryland Graduation

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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  • Business

Asian Markets Decline Amid U.S. Debt Concerns Impacting Wall Street

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

Senate Moves to Halt California’s Clean Air Standards and Vehicle Emission Regulations

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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