Kershaw’s 3,000 Ks Prove Pitchers Age Like Milk: Souring Fast on the Mound

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Schumer Renames ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ to ‘Huge, Hideous Legislation’ Right Before Passing

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Trump Admin Proudly Proclaims: We’ve Fired Everyone (But It’s Only the Beginning)

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Bucks ditch Lillard for Turner in epic who needs All-Stars anyway move: satirical sources.

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House Republicans Investigate Judge for Not Being a Trump Fanboy

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US Judge Puts Halt on HHS Layoffs, Employees Rejoice as Unlawful Acts Continue to Thrive!

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ESPN Star Criticizes WNBA Players for Not Bowing Down to Caitlin Clark, All-Star Drama Ensues 😂🏀

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FBI shields Wray from Chinese election meddling blame, citing protective custody of probe.

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House Republicans Frantically Rush to Approve Senate Bill, Ignoring Their Own Chaos

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Buzz Off: Killer Bees Terrorize Southeast, Officials Finally Decide to Do Something

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House races to pass Bigly Bill before Trump’s bedtime, key committee hearing scheduled.

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South Carolina Deputy Ambushed by Sneaky Grasshopper

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