Report Reveals World’s Obsession with Surgery: Forget Boob Jobs, This Procedure Tops Them All!

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Alabama Appeals Court Shockingly Discovers Constitution, Grants Death Row Inmate Rights

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Trump’s ICE Carveout for Farm and Hotel Workers: GOP Outraged Farmers Should Be Deported Too!

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UPenn Bends the Knee to Trump on Women’s Sports, Shocking No One.

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Barry The Honeymoon Slayer Morphew set to grace courtroom stage for wife’s murder trial.

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Family Demands Director’s Cut of Teen’s Final Performance in Alabama Cop Film

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Caitlin Clark’s Groin Strain: The Real MVP of the Fever’s Losing Streak

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Mamdani Crushes Cuomo in NYC Dem Primary, Cuomo Decides to Stick Around for the Laughs

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Kash Patel Decides FBI HQ Needs More Reagan Vibes, Plans Move to Ronald Reagan Building in DC!

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British Soccer Bigwig’s Better Half Bites the Dust in Spanish Jet Ski Mishap

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Cuban volleyball team denied US visa for Puerto Rico tournament because apparently volleyballs are a national security threat!

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Jake Paul Somehow Qualifies for Title Shot in New Weight Class, Will He Finally Prove He’s a Real Fighter?

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