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World Governments Approve New Universal Language: ‘LOL’

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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New Study Finds 1 in 3 Gen Z Thinks VHS Tapes Were Ancient ‘Smartphones’

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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AI Now Capable of Writing Political Speeches, But They’re All Just Incoherent Rants

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Politician’s Promises Revealed to Be ‘Really, Really Cool Ideas That Don’t Work’

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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AI Creates First ‘Genuine’ Apology for Mark Zuckerberg’s Latest Privacy Scandal

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Things to Be Thankful For in 2024

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Reports Show That 40% of People Only Read the Headlines Before Sharing Articles

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Biologists Now Concerned That Plants Might Be Plotting Against Us

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Apple’s iPhone 16 Pro Turns Your Tears Into Data

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Bitcoin Reaches All-Time High, Investors Still Have No Idea What It Is

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Netflix Users Panic as They Realize They’ve Watched Everything

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Woody Barnum
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U.S. Economy Bounces Back by Releasing a ‘Best of 2020’ Nostalgia Package

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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