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  • US

ICE Conducts Nationwide Arrests During Memorial Day Weekend

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Business

Asian Markets Dip in Narrow Range as US Markets Observe Memorial Day Closure

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

Texas Oil Executive from DOGE’s Role in the Interior Department Revealed

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • World News

King Charles III’s Visit to Canada: A Gesture of Solidarity Amidst Trump’s Aspirations

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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  • World News

Germany’s Chancellor Lifts Weapons Range Restrictions for Ukraine Amidst Russian Nuclear Threats

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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  • US

Wildfire Threatens Civil War Historical Site in New Mexico, Prompting Campground Evacuations

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Health

US Aid Sustained Somali Children: The Crisis as Funding Dwindles

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • US

Exploring the Carolinas: The Thriving Habitat of Venus Flytraps

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • US

Trump Criticizes Democrats for Online Fundraising Concerns While Facing Similar Challenges

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Sports

Thunder Eye NBA Finals Spot as Timberwolves Face Elimination

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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  • Health

Caution to Beer Lovers: ‘Forever Chemicals’ Detected in U.S. Brews Surpassing EPA Standards

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • US

Florida Coast Guard Responds to Holiday Boating Incidents, Multiple Hospitalized

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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