Papa Joe Biden Pardons Son Hunter – What Does It Mean?

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Did You Sea An Alien? Government Reports Aliens Living In Ocean

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North Pole To Lock Elves Out – Is Christmas Cancelled?

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WLAZ 58’s “Great Turkey Drop” Lands in National Spotlight… and Maybe a Jail Cell

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Former Pentagon Official Reveals: Alien Tech Sparks ‘Top-Secret, Decades-Long Arms Race’… Because Why Not?

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New AI System Creates Perfect Satire, But It’s Too Sarcastic for Humans to Understand

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BREAKING NEWS: “Back to the Future 4” Production Has Started, and Time Travel Just Got a Whole Lot Funnier

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9 Days Into Elf Strike, What To Know

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Thanksgiving: NCAA Football Rivalries Spark Family Feuds, No One Actually Remembers the Turkey

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Introvert Group To Host Press Conference, Will Absolutely Not Engage With Press

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World Governments Approve New Universal Language: ‘LOL’

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New Study Finds 1 in 3 Gen Z Thinks VHS Tapes Were Ancient ‘Smartphones’

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