Pentagon scared Ukraine will steal all the cool weapons, holds back shipments to protect US stockpile. …
LA officials charge Ice-Haters with assault on officers, horses, and children – clearly a threat to society! …
Tray Chaney’s Son Survives Tornado, Wishes he’d Stuck to ‘The Wire’ Script – I’d rather deal with Avon Barksdale than this! …
Panthers’ Xavier Legette’s Heroic ATV Rescue Goes Viral, Proving He’s More Than Just a Football Star! …
Trump puts day camp, summer school, and after-school programs on hold because apparently, kids are the real threat to America. …
Trump working on giving illegal workers a break… because who else is going to pick our fruit and clean our hotels? …
