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Southwest Airlines Mandates Keeping Chargers Out During Use to Address Battery Fire Risks

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Nazar Shines with Two Goals as US Overcomes Czechs; Austria Advances to Playoffs

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Tornado Watch Activated in Kentucky Amid Renewed Severe Weather Threat Affecting 60 Million

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Inside Trump’s Critical Meeting with House GOP to Secure the ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump Supporters and Blue State Congressman Discover Surprising Unity at Town Hall: ‘I Love It’

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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RFK Jr. Blasts Democrat Senator for Decades of Health Care Destruction in Heated Hearing

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Politics

Trump Administration Achieves Milestone with First U.S. Mine for Crucial Military and Tech Mineral

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Politics

Nebraska First State to Ban Soda Purchases with Food Stamps

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Politics

Alina Habba Dismisses Trespassing Charge Against Democratic Mayor, Invites Tour of ICE Facility: ‘No Secrets Here’

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Sports

Investigation Launched into US Masters Swimming Following Trans Athlete’s Five Gold Medals at Texas Competition

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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  • Sports

WNBA Soars in Opening Weekend Thanks to Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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  • US

Iran’s Supreme Leader Dismisses US Position on Uranium Enrichment

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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