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Speaker Johnson Strikes Preliminary Agreement with Blue State Republicans to Increase SALT Deduction Cap

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Witness in Karen Read Trial Endures Intense Cross-Examination on Vehicle Data

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Senate Passes $25,000 Tax Relief for Tipped Workers

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Ohtani Incorporates Breaking Pitches During Elbow Surgery Rehab

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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  • Business

Japan’s Agriculture Minister Resigns Following Controversial Rice Comment

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Major Upset in Pittsburgh Mayoral Primary: ‘Old Guard’ Candidate Triumphs Over Progressive Incumbent Ed Gainey

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Philadelphia DA Supported by Soros Overcomes Primary Challenge, Faces Possible GOP Complication Ahead

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Eagles Stars Downplay Tush Push as NFL Vote Approaches

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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  • Entertainment

EU Steps In with Emergency Funds to Support Radio Free Europe Amid US Funding Cuts

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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  • Business

Fortnite Makes a Comeback on iPhone App Store in the U.S

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Sports

Caitlin Clark Shatters Records Again as Brittney Griner’s Dream Fend Off Fever’s Late Surge

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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  • US

Fifth New Orleans Jail Escapee Captured After Days on the Run

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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