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BYU Football Player Jake Retzlaff Faces Lawsuit Over Alleged 2023 Sexual Assault

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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California Woman Accused of Attempting to Smuggle 151 Pounds of Marijuana on International Flight

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Falcons’ Jeff Ulbrich Receives Team Support After Son’s Prank Call to Shedeur Sanders

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Unprecedented Nor’easter Set to Hit Northeast Overnight with Intense Winds and Heavy Rain

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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House Republicans Split as Trump’s Major Bill Approaches Key Vote

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Peter Doocy of Fox News Uncovers Biden’s Mental Fitness Questioning History

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Army Unveils Two-Phase Strategy for Transitioning Service Members with Gender Dysphoria

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Major Cancer Breakthrough, Biden’s Health Update, and Benefits of Weight-Loss Medications

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Tense Meeting: Pro Golf Legends Talk South Africa with President Trump

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Tensions Rise as Education Secretary Linda McMahon Clashes with Dem Rep. Watson Coleman: ‘You Should Feel Ashamed’

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Politics

Bruce Springsteen Unveils EP with Anti-Trump Rants from UK Concert

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump Commends Tim Tebow’s NFL Achievements ‘In Spite of Jets Stint’

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  • Published: June 4, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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