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California Fireworks Factory Goes Out With a Bang, Literally

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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MS-13 Big Wig Getting Slap on the Wrist for Slightly Illegal Activities: Just 8 Murders, No Big Deal!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Federal Judge Saves Haiti from Trump’s Grubby Little Hands

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump administration saves taxpayers $6 billion by cutting vital programs for children.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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US to combat pest problem with billions of flies. Because that’s definitely not going to backfire.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Inventor of Cellphone Revolutionizes Global Connection and Disconnection – Who Needs Face-to-Face Interaction Anyway?

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Asian Shares Follow Wall Street Split, Tesla Tumbles: Is the Stock Market Having an Identity Crisis?

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Trump’s ‘Huge Bill’ Dances Past Final Obstacle Before House-wide Vote, Sprinkling Glitter and Confetti Along the Way.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Alabama Says Whoopsie! Our Bad! After Violating Man’s Constitutional Rights, Court Says.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Kim Jong Un cries over lost North Korean troops in Russian-Ukrainian war, wonders if they got a discount on vodka.

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Trump’s Immigration Crackdown Forces LA Neighbors to Cancel July 4th: Freedom? Who Needs It!

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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ICE Cracks Down on Not-So-Friendly Neighborhood Predator, Sends Him to Timeout

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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