**Outrage Erupts Over Fatal Shooting of Israeli Embassy Workers in DC: Trump and Israeli President Respond with Unprecedented Wit**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the world scratching its head and rolling its eyes, the fatal shooting of Israeli embassy workers in Washington, D.C. has sparked outrage, confusion, and a surprising amount of memes. President Trump, who was reportedly in the middle of a golf game when he received the news, responded with his usual flair, stating, “This is a terrible thing. I mean, who shoots an embassy worker? They’re like the mailmen of diplomacy! Everyone loves mailmen!”
Meanwhile, Israeli President Moshe “The Mosh” Cohen, known for his love of puns and dad jokes, took to Twitter to express his condolences. “This is a tragedy, but let’s not shoot the messenger! #EmbassyLife,” he tweeted, immediately followed by a GIF of a cat falling off a table.
The outrage has been palpable, with social media users demanding answers. “Why are we still using guns? Can’t we just settle our differences with a good old-fashioned game of rock-paper-scissors?” tweeted activist and self-proclaimed “Peace Ninja” Sarah “The Peacekeeper” Johnson.
In a bizarre twist, a group of conspiracy theorists has emerged, claiming that the shooting was orchestrated by a rogue band of squirrels who are tired of being ignored in diplomatic discussions. “Squirrels have feelings too!” shouted their leader, a man in a tinfoil hat named Gary “Nutty” Thompson.
As the dust settles, one thing is clear: in a world where diplomacy often feels like a game of dodgeball, the only thing we can truly count on is that someone will always find a way to make it even weirder. Stay tuned for updates, and remember, folks, if you see a squirrel in a suit, it might be time to run!
