**Oregon Girl Claims Track Official Told Her to ‘Leave the Photo’ After Protesting Trans Athlete**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the sports world reeling, 16-year-old Oregon high school track star, Daisy “The Dilemma” Thompson, has claimed that a track official told her to “leave the photo” after she protested against a trans athlete competing in her race. The incident occurred during the annual “Fastest Feet in the Pacific Northwest” meet, where the only thing faster than the runners was the spread of this bizarre story.
“I was just trying to make a point,” Daisy explained, adjusting her oversized sunglasses and sipping a kale smoothie. “I thought if I took a picture of my protest sign, it would go viral. But instead, I got told to leave the photo. I mean, what does that even mean? Is it like ‘leave the gun, take the cannoli’ but for track?”
Witnesses reported that Daisy’s sign read, “No More Fast Girls!” with a hastily drawn stick figure of a runner that looked suspiciously like a potato. “I thought it was a powerful statement,” she added, “but apparently, it was just a powerful way to get kicked out of the meet.”
Track official, Bob “The Photo Guy” Johnson, later commented, “I told her to leave the photo because it was blocking my view of the actual race. I mean, I’m here to watch athletes run, not to critique art. If I wanted to see bad drawings, I’d just visit my niece’s kindergarten class.”
In a twist of fate, Daisy’s protest photo did go viral, but not for the reasons she hoped. Instead, it sparked a new trend on social media: #LeaveThePhotoChallenge, where users post their most ridiculous protest signs while attempting to outrun their own embarrassment.
As for Daisy, she’s now considering a career in protest art, stating, “If I can’t run fast, I might as well draw fast!” Meanwhile, the trans athlete, who remains unnamed but is rumored to be a former Olympic potato sack racer, has taken the whole incident in stride, saying, “I just want to run and be fabulous. And maybe start a potato farm on the side.”
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and remember: in the world of high school sports, it’s not just about winning; it’s about making a scene!
