**OpenAI Enlists Iconic iPhone Designer for AI Hardware in $6.5B Agreement: The Future is Now, and It’s Shiny!**
In a groundbreaking move that has left tech enthusiasts and conspiracy theorists alike scratching their heads, OpenAI has announced a jaw-dropping $6.5 billion agreement with legendary iPhone designer Jony Ives and his lesser-known cousin, Tony Ives, who specializes in designing iPhone cases that look like fruit. The partnership aims to create the world’s first AI hardware that not only thinks but also looks fabulous while doing it.
“Why settle for a boring old computer when you can have an AI that’s as sleek as a new iPhone and just as likely to ignore your calls?” said OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, who was last seen trying to convince his toaster to start a podcast. “With Jony on board, we’re not just building AI; we’re building a lifestyle.”
The new hardware, dubbed the “iThink,” is rumored to feature a glossy finish, a built-in selfie camera, and the ability to judge your life choices with a single glance. “It’s like having a personal assistant who’s also a fashion critic,” said Tony Ives, who added, “And it will definitely not be able to connect to your Wi-Fi if you’re wearing Crocs.”
Critics are already voicing concerns about the potential for the iThink to develop a personality. “I’m just worried it’ll start giving me unsolicited advice on my wardrobe,” lamented tech blogger Sarah Techington. “I can barely handle my mother’s comments on my outfits!”
As the world eagerly awaits the launch of the iThink, one thing is clear: the future of AI is not just intelligent; it’s also fabulously chic. So, get ready to upgrade your life—one overpriced gadget at a time!
