**Olive-Colored Fish in Nevada Moves Closer to Endangered Species Protection: A Fishy Situation**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the world reeling, the olive-colored fish of Nevada, affectionately known as the “Green Bean of the Lake,” is inching closer to receiving endangered species protection. Environmentalists are rallying behind this fish, which has been described as “the most fashionable fish in the desert” by local fashionista and self-proclaimed fish whisperer, Marge “The Scale” McGill.
“I mean, have you seen its color? It’s like the fish went to a hipster café and ordered a kale smoothie,” McGill exclaimed while wearing a shirt that read “Save the Green Beans.” “If we don’t protect it, who will? The last thing we need is a world where fish can’t express themselves through their color choices!”
The olive-colored fish, which has been known to swim in circles while contemplating the meaning of life, has become a symbol of resilience in the face of climate change. Local fisherman, Bob “Catch and Release” Johnson, expressed his concerns: “I used to catch these little guys all the time, but now I just feel guilty. I mean, what if they’re the last of their kind? I’d never forgive myself. Plus, they taste terrible!”
In a recent press conference, Nevada Governor Chuck “The Fishinator” Fishman stated, “We must protect our aquatic friends. If we don’t, who will? The last thing we need is a world where fish are forced to wear beige. That’s just cruel!”
As the olive-colored fish swims closer to the endangered species list, activists are planning a “Fish Fashion Show” to raise awareness. “We’re going to have fish strut their stuff on the runway, showcasing the latest in aquatic couture,” said event organizer and part-time mermaid, Coral Reef. “It’s going to be a splash!”
So, as we wait for the final decision on the olive-colored fish’s fate, one thing is clear: if this fish goes extinct, we might just have to start wearing beige ourselves. And nobody wants that.
