**Oklahoma Governor Calls for Resignations After Officials Caught on Tape Making Racist Remarks: “I Thought We Were Just Playing Monopoly!”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the Sooner State reeling, Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt has called for the resignation of several officials after a recording surfaced featuring them making racist and threatening remarks. The tape, which was discovered in a dusty corner of the state capitol, has been described as “the most entertaining thing to come out of Oklahoma since the invention of the tornado.”
In the recording, one official can be heard saying, “I don’t care if it’s 2023, I’m still waiting for my turn to be the banker in Monopoly!” Another chimed in, “If we can’t build a wall around the state, can we at least build a moat? I hear alligators are great for security!”
Governor Stitt, clearly flabbergasted, stated, “I thought we were just playing a game of ‘Who Can Be the Most Outrageous?’ Turns out, they were playing ‘Who Can Get Fired First?’”
In a bizarre twist, the officials involved have defended their comments, claiming they were merely “practicing for their upcoming stand-up comedy tour.” One official, who wished to remain anonymous, said, “I thought we were just trying to get a laugh! I mean, have you seen my TikTok? I’m hilarious!”
As the fallout continues, the governor has promised to replace the officials with “more qualified individuals,” which he clarified means “people who know how to keep their mouths shut.” Meanwhile, the state’s tourism board is reportedly considering a new slogan: “Oklahoma: Where the Officials Are as Wild as the Tornadoes!”
Stay tuned for updates as this story develops—because in Oklahoma, it seems the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the local government!
