**Ohtani Shines Again with Back-to-Back Leadoff Homers in May: Angels Fans Now Expecting a Superhero Movie**
In a stunning display of athletic prowess that has left fans questioning whether Shohei Ohtani is, in fact, a cyborg sent from the future, the Los Angeles Angels star hit back-to-back leadoff homers this May, sending shockwaves through the baseball world and causing a minor earthquake in the parking lot of Angel Stadium.
Witnesses reported that the first homer was so powerful it knocked a hot dog vendor off his feet, leading to a spontaneous hot dog fight that left several fans covered in mustard and regret. “I’ve never seen anything like it,” said local fan and self-proclaimed hot dog connoisseur, Bob “The Relish” Thompson. “I thought I was watching a baseball game, but it turned into a food fight! I’m still trying to get ketchup out of my hair!”
Ohtani’s second leadoff homer was even more impressive, as it reportedly traveled 500 feet and landed in the backyard of a confused neighbor who was just trying to enjoy a quiet afternoon. “I was just watering my plants when I heard a loud ‘whoosh’ and then—BAM!—a baseball landed next to my pet iguana, Steve,” said local resident and iguana enthusiast, Linda “The Iguana Whisperer” Martinez. “I thought it was a sign from the universe, but it turns out it was just Ohtani being Ohtani.”
In a post-game interview, Ohtani humbly stated, “I just try to hit the ball. I don’t know why everyone is making such a big deal. I mean, I’m just a guy who can pitch, hit, and apparently defy the laws of physics.”
Angels manager Phil “The Strategist” McGee added, “At this point, we’re just waiting for Ohtani to start flying. If he can hit homers like that, who’s to say he can’t take off like Superman? We’re working on a new marketing campaign: ‘Ohtani: The Man of Steel.’”
As fans eagerly await Ohtani’s next move, one thing is clear: if he keeps this up, we might just see him in a superhero movie, saving the world one leadoff homer at a time. And if that doesn’t happen, at least we can look forward to more hot dog fights.
