**Ohtani Incorporates Breaking Pitches During Elbow Surgery Rehab: A New Era of Rehabilitation**
In a groundbreaking move that has left sports analysts scratching their heads and orthopedic surgeons rolling their eyes, Los Angeles Angels superstar Shohei Ohtani has reportedly begun incorporating breaking pitches into his rehabilitation routine following elbow surgery. Sources close to the two-way sensation say he’s taken “rehab” to a whole new level—one that involves curveballs, sliders, and a healthy dose of confusion.
“I thought we were just working on range of motion,” said Dr. Phil McCracken, Ohtani’s orthopedic surgeon. “But then I walked in one day and he was throwing a 12-6 curveball at a rehab intern. I mean, I’m all for innovation, but this is a bit much.”
Witnesses claim that Ohtani has been seen in the rehab facility, donning a full uniform, complete with a cap and cleats, while simultaneously working on his fastball and his flexibility. “I’m just trying to get back to the mound,” Ohtani reportedly said, “and if that means throwing a slider while doing yoga, then so be it. Namaste, baby!”
His teammates are equally baffled. “I thought he was just stretching,” said Angels outfielder Mike Trout. “But then I realized he was trying to throw a changeup while doing the downward dog. I mean, who does that?”
In a recent press conference, Ohtani’s agent, Scott Boras, chimed in with his own brand of wisdom. “This is the future of rehabilitation,” he declared. “Why just recover when you can also confuse the entire medical community? It’s like a two-for-one deal!”
As Ohtani continues to redefine the boundaries of rehab, fans are left wondering: will he return to the mound throwing 100 mph fastballs or 100 mph breaking pitches? Either way, one thing is for sure—rehab has never been this entertaining.
In the meantime, Ohtani has reportedly started a new YouTube channel titled “Rehab with Shohei,” where he’ll teach fans how to throw a curveball while balancing on one leg. “It’s all about multitasking,” he said, “and maybe a little bit of elbow grease.”
Stay tuned for more updates as Ohtani continues to break barriers, both on and off the field—one pitch at a time!
