**NY Governor to Apologize to Seneca Nation for State’s Role in Boarding Schools: A Hilarious Misunderstanding**
In a groundbreaking move that has left many scratching their heads and others rolling on the floor laughing, New York Governor Kathy Hochul announced she will formally apologize to the Seneca Nation for the state’s role in the infamous boarding schools. “I thought we were just trying to teach them how to make a mean bagel,” Hochul quipped during a press conference, clearly misunderstanding the historical context.
The apology, which is set to take place at a ceremonial event featuring a giant inflatable turkey (because nothing says “I’m sorry” like a giant bird), is expected to draw a crowd of both supporters and confused onlookers. “I just came for the free snacks,” said local resident Bob “Bagel” McGee, who was seen eyeing the turkey suspiciously. “I hope they have cream cheese.”
Seneca Nation President Matthew Pagels responded to the announcement with a chuckle, stating, “We appreciate the gesture, but we’d prefer a heartfelt apology over a giant inflatable turkey. Maybe a giant inflatable peace pipe instead?”
In a surprising twist, Hochul also announced plans to create a new state holiday called “Apology Day,” where citizens will be encouraged to wear oversized foam fingers that say “We’re Sorry!” “It’s like a mix between Thanksgiving and a really awkward family reunion,” she explained, adding, “And yes, there will be turkey.”
As the state prepares for this unprecedented event, Hochul has promised to take further steps to educate herself on the history of boarding schools. “I’ve already watched three documentaries and a YouTube video,” she said proudly. “I’m practically an expert now!”
In the meantime, the Seneca Nation is reportedly working on their own apology to the state for all the times they’ve had to explain their history to confused politicians. “We’re thinking of sending them a giant inflatable history book,” Pagels joked. “But we’ll make sure it’s not too heavy. We don’t want them to get overwhelmed.”
As the date approaches, one thing is clear: this apology may just be the most entertaining event in New York history—right up there with the time they tried to apologize to pigeons for all the bread crumbs.
