**Novak Djokovic Secures Milestone 100th Singles Title at Geneva Open: Claims He’s Now “Officially a Century Old”**
In a stunning display of athletic prowess and questionable math skills, Novak Djokovic celebrated his 100th singles title at the Geneva Open, officially marking him as the first tennis player to reach this milestone and the first to claim he’s “officially a century old.”
After defeating his opponent, who we can only assume was a confused ball boy named Timmy, Djokovic raised his racket in triumph and declared, “I feel like a fine wine that’s been aged in a Swiss cheese cellar! I’m not just a player; I’m a vintage!”
The crowd erupted in laughter, not because of his joke, but because they were still trying to figure out how a 36-year-old could have 100 titles without a time machine. “I thought he was just really good at Monopoly,” said local spectator Greta Von Racket, who was still trying to understand the rules of tennis. “But now I see he’s just really good at winning!”
Djokovic’s coach, the enigmatic and possibly fictional Igor “The Calculator” Petrov, chimed in with his own wisdom: “Winning 100 titles is like having 100 pairs of socks. You only need one, but it’s nice to have options!”
As Djokovic celebrated with a cake shaped like a tennis court, he was overheard saying, “I’m just one title away from being the first player to win 101 titles, and then I’ll finally be able to retire and open my own bakery!”
In a shocking twist, the Geneva Open organizers announced that next year’s tournament will feature a new category: “The Djokovic Division,” where players will compete to see who can lose the most matches while still claiming to be a champion.
As the sun set over Geneva, Djokovic left the court, promising to return next year with a new goal: “I want to be the first player to win 200 titles, or at least 200 cupcakes. Either way, I’m winning!”
