**North Dakota’s Historic Sites to Get Upgraded Restroom Facilities: A Revolution in Relief!**
In a groundbreaking announcement that has left both historians and restroom enthusiasts buzzing, North Dakota’s Department of Historical Sites has unveiled plans to upgrade restroom facilities at some of the state’s most beloved historic landmarks. “It’s about time we gave our visitors a place to ‘go’ that matches the grandeur of our history,” said state historian, Dr. Lila Lavatory. “After all, who wants to contemplate the Lewis and Clark Expedition while squatting over a toilet that looks like it’s been through the Great Depression?”
The upgrades will include state-of-the-art composting toilets at Fort Union Trading Post, complete with a “Pioneer Poop” scent that promises to transport users back to the 1800s. “It’s like time travel, but for your bowels,” quipped local resident and self-proclaimed bathroom connoisseur, Chuck “The Throne” Thompson.
Meanwhile, the North Dakota Heritage Center will feature a “History of Toilets” exhibit, showcasing the evolution of restroom technology from the ancient Roman aqueducts to the modern-day bidet. “We’re calling it ‘Flushing Through Time,’” said curator Betty Flushmore. “It’s a real ‘crapper’ of a journey!”
In a bold move, the state has also announced plans to install Wi-Fi in all upgraded restrooms, allowing visitors to post their “potty selfies” on social media with the hashtag #NorthDakotaRelief. “We want people to share their experiences,” said Lavatory. “Nothing says ‘I love history’ like a selfie on the throne!”
As North Dakota prepares for this monumental upgrade, one thing is clear: the state is ready to flush away its outdated facilities and embrace a future where history and hygiene go hand in hand. So, pack your bags and your toilet paper, folks—North Dakota is about to become the hottest destination for both history buffs and bathroom aficionados alike!
