**Netanyahu Seeks to Dismiss Israel’s Domestic Intelligence Chief: “He Didn’t Even See It Coming!”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation scratching its collective head, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has announced plans to dismiss the country’s domestic intelligence chief, claiming he “didn’t see it coming.” Sources close to the Prime Minister revealed that Netanyahu was particularly upset after the intelligence chief failed to predict his own decision to fire him.
“Honestly, I thought we were on the same page,” Netanyahu quipped during a press conference, “but apparently, he was reading a different book. Maybe one about how to be blindsided?”
The intelligence chief, whose name we’re not allowed to disclose because he’s currently hiding under his desk, reportedly responded with a bewildered, “Wait, what? I thought we were just having a team-building exercise!”
In a bizarre twist, Netanyahu has suggested that the new intelligence chief should be someone who can “actually see the future.” He has even proposed a nationwide contest, “Who Wants to Be the Next Intelligence Chief?” where contestants will be judged on their ability to predict the next big political scandal. “If they can guess what I’m having for lunch, they’re hired!” he added, munching on a suspiciously large falafel.
Political analysts are baffled. “This is unprecedented,” said one expert, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of being fired next. “It’s like firing your weatherman because he didn’t predict a sunny day in the middle of a rainstorm. But hey, at least it’s entertaining!”
As the nation waits with bated breath for the next twist in this political soap opera, one thing is clear: in Israel, the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the Prime Minister’s choice of intelligence chief.
