**Netanyahu Blames UK, France, and Canada for Supporting Hamas: “They Just Won’t Stop Sending Maple Syrup and Croissants!”**
In a shocking turn of events, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has publicly accused the United Kingdom, France, and Canada of supporting Hamas. “It’s outrageous!” Netanyahu exclaimed during a press conference held in front of a giant inflatable falafel. “I mean, who else would send croissants and maple syrup to a terrorist organization? It’s like sending a birthday cake to a vegan!”
The Prime Minister’s comments came after a particularly intense diplomatic meeting where he reportedly found a box of French pastries and a bottle of Canadian maple syrup in the conference room. “I thought we were discussing peace, not brunch!” he added, shaking his head in disbelief. “What’s next? A tea party with Hamas?”
In a bizarre twist, Netanyahu claimed that the UK’s Prime Minister Rishi Sunak had been “secretly training Hamas operatives in the fine art of scone-making.” He even quoted Sunak as saying, “If you can’t beat them, at least make sure they have a good tea time!”
Meanwhile, French President Emmanuel Macron responded with a shrug, stating, “We just wanted to share our culinary expertise. Besides, who doesn’t love a good croissant?” He then added, “But if they want to blame us, we’ll just have to send them more pastries. It’s a win-win!”
As for Canada, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was seen sipping maple syrup straight from the bottle while declaring, “We’re just trying to spread love and pancakes! If Netanyahu wants to blame us, he can take it up with our national mascot, the beaver!”
In the end, Netanyahu concluded, “If they keep this up, I might just have to send them a shipment of hummus. That’ll show them!” And with that, the world collectively sighed, wondering if it was too late to order takeout.
