**Nationals Unleash 10-Run Inning, Diamondbacks Left Wondering if They’re Actually Playing Baseball or Just a Really Long Game of Tag**
In a stunning display of athletic prowess that can only be described as “what just happened?”, the Washington Nationals decided to take a leisurely stroll through the park, stopping only to score 10 runs in a single inning against the hapless Arizona Diamondbacks, ultimately winning 11-7. The Diamondbacks, who were last seen trying to figure out how to hold a bat, are now officially on the endangered species list of competitive baseball teams.
The Nationals’ 10-run inning was so impressive that even their mascot, Screech the Eagle, reportedly flew into a state of confusion, circling the stadium while shouting, “Is this a baseball game or a charity event for the Diamondbacks?”
Nationals manager Dave Martinez commented on the game, saying, “We really just wanted to give the Diamondbacks a chance to feel good about themselves. You know, like when you let your little brother win at Monopoly. But then we remembered we’re professionals, and we don’t play Monopoly.”
Meanwhile, Diamondbacks pitcher Zach “I Swear I’m Not a Softball Player” Gallen was seen in the dugout muttering, “I thought we were supposed to be the ones hitting home runs, not just watching them fly over our heads like they’re on a vacation in the Bahamas.”
Fans in attendance were treated to a spectacle that included a hot dog race, a cat that somehow found its way onto the field, and a spontaneous conga line led by a particularly enthusiastic Nationals fan named “Bobby the Baseball Guru.” Bobby was later seen trying to convince the Diamondbacks to join him in a group hug, which they politely declined.
As the game concluded, the Diamondbacks were left to ponder their existence, while the Nationals celebrated with a victory dance that can only be described as a mix between the Macarena and a seizure.
In the end, the Nationals proved that sometimes, all it takes is one inning of pure chaos to remind everyone that baseball is, in fact, a game where anything can happen—especially if you’re playing against the Diamondbacks.
