**Nancy Mace Refutes ‘Burner’ Account Claims, Calls Them a ‘Bitter Exes’ Story**
In a shocking twist that could only be rivaled by a daytime soap opera, Congresswoman Nancy Mace has taken to social media to refute claims that she operated a series of “burner” accounts to troll her political opponents. “This is just a classic case of bitter exes trying to stir the pot,” Mace declared, while simultaneously changing her Twitter handle to @NotABurnerAccount, just to be safe.
The allegations surfaced after a group of political analysts, who were definitely not just bored interns, claimed they had traced a series of anonymous tweets back to Mace. “I mean, who else would tweet ‘I’m not saying I’m a genius, but I did just outsmart a potato’?” said Dr. Phil McCracken, a self-proclaimed social media expert. “It’s classic Mace!”
In a press conference that felt more like a reality TV reunion, Mace insisted, “I don’t need burner accounts. I have a perfectly good phone and a cat named Mr. Whiskers who does all my trolling for me.” When asked about the alleged accounts, she added, “If I wanted to hide my identity, I’d just wear a disguise. Like a giant foam finger that says ‘#1 Congresswoman!’”
Meanwhile, her political rival, Senator Chuck “The Duck” Quackers, couldn’t resist the opportunity to weigh in. “I’ve seen Nancy’s tweets. If she’s using burner accounts, I’m the Queen of England,” he quipped, while wearing a crown made of recycled campaign signs.
As the drama unfolds, one thing is clear: whether or not Mace has burner accounts, she’s certainly mastered the art of keeping her constituents entertained. And if all else fails, she can always count on Mr. Whiskers to back her up.
