**My Stomach is Hurting from Laughing: Panelist’s Reaction to DeSantis’ Threat to Disney**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the world of politics and animation reeling, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis recently threatened to take on the mighty Disney empire. Panelists on the popular satirical talk show “Laughing Matters” couldn’t contain their amusement, with one declaring, “My stomach is hurting from laughing! I haven’t laughed this hard since I accidentally watched a cat video on loop for three hours!”
DeSantis, known for his bold moves and even bolder hair gel, announced that he would be “re-evaluating” Disney’s special tax status. “I mean, who needs a magical kingdom when you can have a state full of alligators and questionable roadside attractions?” he quipped, while wearing a Mickey Mouse hat that he insisted was purely for “research purposes.”
Panelist and self-proclaimed Disney expert, Chuck “The Mouse Whisperer” McGee, chimed in, “This is like a kid threatening to take away their own birthday cake because they didn’t get the right flavor! I half-expect DeSantis to show up at Disney World with a megaphone, demanding they change the name of ‘Splash Mountain’ to ‘DeSantis’ Drench Zone.’”
Another panelist, who wished to remain anonymous but was clearly wearing a Goofy costume, added, “If DeSantis thinks he can out-fun Disney, he’s got another thing coming. I mean, have you seen the way they handle their villains? They’ve got a whole theme park dedicated to it!”
As laughter erupted in the studio, one panelist dramatically clutched their stomach, exclaiming, “I haven’t laughed this hard since I tried to explain the plot of ‘Frozen’ to my dog!”
In the end, it seems that while DeSantis may be trying to take on Disney, the real winner here is the audience, who are getting a front-row seat to the most entertaining political showdown since the Great Pumpkin Spice Latte Debate of 2020. Stay tuned for more updates, and remember: laughter is the best medicine—unless you’re DeSantis, in which case, it might just be a lawsuit!
