**Title: McCarthy’s Debt Trap: A Game of Political Twister Where Everyone Loses**
In a shocking turn of events, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has reportedly set a debt trap for President Biden that could leave millions of Americans facing dire consequences—like having to actually read the terms and conditions before clicking “I agree” on their next online purchase. Experts warn that unless McCarthy can navigate this fiscal minefield, we might all be forced to live on a diet of ramen noodles and expired coupons.
“Honestly, I thought we were just playing Monopoly,” McCarthy said in a press conference, surrounded by a pile of colorful game pieces and a suspiciously large stack of fake money. “But then I realized I accidentally traded away the White House for Boardwalk. Now I’m stuck with Baltic Avenue and a whole lot of debt.”
Meanwhile, Biden is reportedly considering a new strategy: “If I can’t pay the bills, I’ll just start charging admission to the White House tours. Who wouldn’t want to see the Oval Office? It’s like a museum, but with more ice cream and fewer rules!”
As the clock ticks down, Americans are left wondering what will happen next. Will McCarthy pull a rabbit out of his hat, or will he just pull out a bunch of hair? “I’m not worried,” said one concerned citizen. “I’ve been preparing for this moment my whole life by binge-watching survival shows. If it comes to it, I’ll just start foraging for snacks in my neighbor’s garden.”
In the end, it seems the only thing certain is that we’re all in for a wild ride—one that might just end with us all wearing “I Survived the Debt Ceiling Crisis” T-shirts. Stay tuned, folks!
