**Mike Johnson and Donald Trump Celebrate Major Victory as Budget Passes in the House: A Comedy of Errors**
In a stunning turn of events that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rubbing their hands in glee, House Speaker Mike Johnson and former President Donald Trump celebrated a major victory this week as the budget passed in the House. The budget, which many thought was a myth akin to Bigfoot or a sensible TikTok dance, was finally approved after a marathon session that included a lot of shouting, some interpretive dance, and a surprise appearance by a mariachi band.
“Today, we’ve proven that anything is possible,” Johnson declared, wearing a party hat that suspiciously resembled a traffic cone. “If we can pass a budget, we can do anything! Next up: world peace, or at least a solid plan for Taco Tuesdays!”
Trump, who was reportedly watching the proceedings from Mar-a-Lago while eating a cheeseburger the size of a small child, chimed in via video call. “This budget is tremendous, folks. It’s the best budget. I’ve seen budgets, and this one? It’s got more zeros than my bank account after a bad golf bet!”
The celebration took a bizarre turn when Johnson attempted to lead the House in a conga line, which quickly devolved into a chaotic game of musical chairs. “I thought we were just passing a budget, not auditioning for ‘Dancing with the Stars!’” quipped Rep. Linda “The Budget Whisperer” McFadden, who was last seen hiding behind a potted plant.
As the confetti rained down and the mariachi band played an off-key rendition of “La Cucaracha,” Johnson and Trump raised their glasses of sparkling water in a toast. “To fiscal responsibility!” they shouted in unison, before realizing they had no idea what that actually meant.
In the end, the budget passed, and the nation collectively sighed in relief—though many are still trying to figure out how a budget that includes funding for “unicorn research” and “mandatory nap time” made it through. As one anonymous aide put it, “If this is what victory looks like, I’m scared to see what defeat entails.”
Stay tuned for more updates as this story continues to unfold—preferably with fewer traffic cones and more tacos!
