**Marjorie Taylor Greene Criticizes FDA Approval of mNEXSPIKE COVID-19 Vaccine: ‘Not MAHA at All!’**
In a stunning display of scientific skepticism, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has taken to social media to voice her disapproval of the FDA’s recent approval of the mNEXSPIKE COVID-19 vaccine, declaring it “not MAHA at all!”
“MAHA,” she explained in a live-streamed rant from her kitchen, which was suspiciously decorated with a life-sized cardboard cutout of George Washington, “stands for ‘My Aunt Hilda’s Approval’—and let me tell you, she wouldn’t approve of this nonsense!” Greene went on to elaborate that Aunt Hilda, a self-proclaimed expert in “everything that’s not a vaccine,” has been brewing her own “natural remedy” made from kale and essential oils, which she claims is “way more effective than anything the FDA can cook up.”
In a bizarre twist, Greene also suggested that the mNEXSPIKE vaccine was actually a plot by “Big Broccoli” to take over the world. “I mean, have you seen how much they charge for organic kale these days?” she exclaimed, while holding up a suspiciously large zucchini. “It’s all connected!”
Meanwhile, Dr. Phil McCracken, a local “health expert” and Greene’s self-appointed advisor, chimed in, stating, “If the FDA really wanted to help, they’d approve my new line of herbal supplements, which I call ‘Vaccine? No Thanks!’”
As the debate rages on, Greene has vowed to continue her crusade against the mNEXSPIKE vaccine, promising to host a “Vaccine-Free BBQ” next weekend, where attendees can enjoy hot dogs made from “real American beef” and “not that lab-grown stuff.”
In a final flourish, she concluded, “If you want to be MAHA, just remember: Aunt Hilda knows best!”
Stay tuned for more updates as Greene continues her quest to redefine public health—one zucchini at a time!
