**Man Charged with Framing Innocent Individual for Deportation through Threatening Letters to Trump: A Comedy of Errors**
In a plot twist that could only be described as a cross between a bad sitcom and a poorly written spy novel, local man Chuck “The Framer” McGee has been charged with attempting to frame an innocent individual for deportation by sending a series of threatening letters to none other than President Donald Trump. Authorities say McGee’s plan was as convoluted as a season finale of a reality show.
According to the police report, McGee, 42, believed that if he could convince Trump that his neighbor, Juan “The Unfortunate” Gonzalez, was a secret agent for the “Illegal Alien Alliance,” he could win the neighborhood barbecue cook-off by default. “I thought if I could get Juan deported, I’d finally win the ‘Best Ribs’ trophy,” McGee explained, while wearing a T-shirt that read “I’m Not a Criminal, Just a Bad Planner.”
The letters, which were filled with bizarre threats like “I’ll send you a lifetime supply of kale!” and “I know where you keep your golf clubs!” were intercepted by the Secret Service, who were reportedly baffled. “We’ve seen a lot of crazy stuff, but this takes the cake,” said Agent Bob “The Unamused.” “I mean, who threatens the President with kale?”
Gonzalez, who was completely unaware of McGee’s plot, commented, “I just wanted to enjoy my tacos in peace. Now I’m getting calls from the FBI and my abuela is worried I’ll be sent back to Mexico for eating too many burritos.”
As for McGee, he’s currently awaiting trial, where he plans to defend himself by claiming he was “just trying to spice up the neighborhood.” His lawyer, a goldfish named Goldie, has yet to comment on the case.
In the meantime, the neighborhood barbecue is still on, but this time, it’s a potluck. “I’m bringing the ribs,” McGee said, “and I promise they’re legal.”
