**Mace Seeks to Expel House Democrat Following Arrest at ICE Protest: A Comedy of Errors**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the political world reeling, Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) has announced her intention to expel House Democrat Rep. Chuck “The Protestor” Thompson after he was arrested at an ICE protest last weekend. Mace, who is known for her love of both freedom and the occasional Instagram selfie, claims that Thompson’s antics have crossed a line, and she’s ready to take action.
“Listen, I’m all for free speech,” Mace declared while sipping a pumpkin spice latte. “But when you start getting arrested for protesting, it’s time to pack your bags and head back to the land of ‘I should have stayed home.’”
Thompson, who was reportedly wearing a tie-dye shirt and flip-flops during the protest, responded to Mace’s announcement with a statement that can only be described as “confusing.” “I was just trying to express my feelings, man! And if that means getting arrested, then so be it! I mean, have you ever tried to get a good avocado toast in jail? It’s a nightmare!”
Political analysts are baffled by the situation. “This is unprecedented,” said Dr. Ima Jester, a political science professor at the University of Satire. “We’ve seen politicians get arrested before, but usually, they’re not trying to expel each other over it. It’s like a game of political dodgeball, and everyone’s throwing the wrong balls!”
Meanwhile, Mace has vowed to take her crusade against Thompson to the next level. “I’m drafting a resolution to expel him, and I’m going to make sure it’s as dramatic as possible,” she said, adding, “I might even hire a marching band to play ‘Another One Bites the Dust’ during the vote.”
As the drama unfolds, one thing is clear: the political landscape is about to get a lot more entertaining. Stay tuned for the next episode of “As the Congress Turns,” where we’ll find out if Thompson can dodge Mace’s political bullets or if he’ll be sent packing with nothing but his tie-dye shirt and a dream.
