**Louisiana State Police Apprehend Fourth Escaped Inmate from NOLA Prison Break, Six Remain at Large: The Great Escape Continues!**
In a plot twist that could only be rivaled by a low-budget heist movie, the Louisiana State Police have successfully apprehended the fourth of eleven inmates who made a daring escape from the New Orleans Correctional Facility last week. The remaining six, however, are still at large, presumably plotting their next move over a game of Monopoly in a nearby abandoned warehouse.
The latest capture, identified as “Slick” McGee, was found hiding in a dumpster behind a local po-boy shop, reportedly trying to blend in by wearing a giant shrimp costume. “I thought I could just shrimp my way out of this,” McGee said, while being handcuffed. “Turns out, the only thing I was good at was making a mess of my escape plan!”
Local authorities are baffled by the audacity of the remaining escapees, who have been spotted in various locations around the city, including a karaoke bar where they were allegedly performing a rendition of “I Will Survive.” Officer Bubba “The Sniffer” Johnson commented, “We’re not sure if they’re criminals or just really bad singers. Either way, we’re on the lookout for them. If you see a group of guys belting out ‘Livin’ on a Prayer,’ call us immediately!”
Meanwhile, the escapees have reportedly formed a “Survivor” style alliance, with one inmate, known only as “The Professor,” claiming they’re just trying to win the ultimate prize: freedom and a lifetime supply of beignets. “We’re not running from the law; we’re running towards dessert!” he declared in a video posted on social media, which has since gone viral.
As the manhunt continues, the Louisiana State Police are urging citizens to remain vigilant. “If you see anyone wearing a shrimp costume or singing Bon Jovi, please call us,” said Officer Johnson. “And for the love of gumbo, don’t offer them any beignets!”
Stay tuned as this story develops, and remember: in Louisiana, the only thing more slippery than an escaped inmate is a po-boy on a rainy day!
