**Lando Norris Sets Record Time to Claim Pole Position at Monaco GP, Claims He Was Just Trying to Escape the Traffic**
In a stunning turn of events at the Monaco Grand Prix, Lando Norris has set a record time to claim pole position, leaving fans and competitors alike wondering if he was actually racing or just trying to beat the traffic to the nearest yacht party. Norris, who reportedly completed the lap in a blistering 1:10.246, was seen muttering, “I just wanted to get to the buffet before the caviar ran out!”
The young McLaren driver, known for his cheeky grin and impeccable hair, was so fast that even the local pigeons were left in the dust. “I thought I was watching a Formula 1 race, but it turns out I was just watching a very fast bird,” said local resident Jean-Claude Pigeon, who was clearly confused about the whole situation.
When asked about his record-setting lap, Norris quipped, “I just wanted to show everyone that I could go faster than my last Tinder date. Turns out, I can!” His team principal, Zak Brown, added, “We knew Lando had it in him. We just didn’t expect him to channel his inner Lewis Hamilton while simultaneously trying to dodge a seagull.”
Meanwhile, rival drivers were left scratching their helmets. Charles Leclerc, who was hoping for a home advantage, lamented, “I thought I had the Monaco streets on lock, but Lando just turned it into a racetrack. I’m starting to think he’s part cheetah.”
As the race day approaches, Norris has been spotted practicing his victory dance on the yacht of a wealthy sponsor, claiming, “If I win, I’m throwing the biggest party Monaco has ever seen. If I lose, I’ll just blame it on the seagulls.”
With the excitement building, one thing is clear: whether he wins or loses, Lando Norris is determined to make this Monaco GP the most entertaining event since someone accidentally spilled champagne on the Queen’s corgi.
