**Kollin Ritchie Powers Oklahoma State to 13-5 Victory with Two Home Runs Against Binghamton: A Tale of Epic Proportions**
In a game that will surely go down in the annals of sports history, Oklahoma State’s very own Kollin Ritchie single-handedly powered his team to a staggering 13-5 victory over Binghamton, launching not one, but two home runs into the stratosphere. Fans were left wondering if they had accidentally stumbled into a superhero movie, as Ritchie’s bat seemed to have been forged in the fires of Mount Olympus.
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said local fan and self-proclaimed baseball expert, Chuck “The Bat Whisperer” McGee. “I thought I was watching a game of baseball, but it turned into a game of ‘Who Can Hit the Ball to Mars First?’”
Ritchie’s first home run was so powerful that it reportedly knocked a squirrel off a nearby tree, which then proceeded to file a lawsuit against the university for emotional distress. “I was just minding my own business, and then BAM! I’m in the air like a flying acorn!” squeaked the squirrel’s attorney, Nutty McNuts.
After the game, Ritchie was asked about his performance. “Honestly, I just wanted to impress my mom,” he said, while wearing a cape made of baseball cards. “She said if I hit two home runs, she’d finally let me have a dog. So, I guess I’m getting a dog!”
Binghamton’s coach, Phil “The Unfortunate” Thompson, was less than pleased with the outcome. “We came here to play baseball, not to witness a one-man show,” he lamented. “I thought we were playing against a team, not a human cannonball!”
As the dust settled and the fans celebrated, Ritchie was seen practicing his victory dance, which he described as “a mix between the Macarena and a chicken trying to cross the road.” With this performance, it’s clear that Kollin Ritchie isn’t just a player; he’s a legend in the making—or at least a viral TikTok sensation waiting to happen.
Stay tuned for more updates as Ritchie prepares for his next game, where he promises to hit a home run while simultaneously juggling flaming bats. Because why not?
