**Knicks Blow Double-Digit Lead as Pacers Channel Reggie Miller’s Magic: A Comedy of Errors**
In a game that can only be described as a masterclass in how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, the New York Knicks managed to blow a double-digit lead against the Indiana Pacers, who apparently channeled the spirit of Reggie Miller, complete with a headband and a questionable three-point shooting form.
As the Knicks strutted into the fourth quarter with a 15-point lead, fans were already planning their victory parades, complete with confetti made from last year’s Knicks tickets. However, the Pacers had other plans. “We just thought, ‘What would Reggie do?’” said Pacers coach, Larry Birdman, who is definitely not Larry Bird but insists he’s “the next best thing.”
The Knicks’ defense crumbled faster than a gluten-free cookie at a pizza party. “I thought we were playing a game of tag,” said Knicks center Mitchell Robinson, who was seen chasing Pacers players around the court like a confused puppy. “Turns out, we were supposed to be guarding them.”
As the Pacers drained three-pointers like they were shooting fish in a barrel, Knicks fans were left wondering if they had accidentally tuned into a rerun of “America’s Funniest Home Videos.” “I haven’t seen a collapse like this since my last relationship,” lamented die-hard Knicks fan, Tony “The Heartbroken” Martinez.
In the end, the Pacers won 112-110, leaving Knicks fans to ponder the age-old question: “Is it too early to start planning for next season?” Meanwhile, Reggie Miller was spotted in the stands, sipping a smoothie and whispering sweet nothings to the basketball gods. “I just told them to keep the Knicks on their toes,” he said, winking.
As the Knicks head back to the drawing board, one thing is clear: they may need a new strategy, or at least a better supply of stress balls.
