**Kim Jong Un Outraged as North Korea’s New Destroyer Suffers Damage in Launch Mishap**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the world both amused and bewildered, North Korea’s latest naval destroyer, the *SSS Unstoppable Force of Freedom*, suffered a catastrophic launch mishap, leaving Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un fuming like a kettle on the verge of boiling over. The incident occurred during a highly publicized launch event, which was attended by a select group of handpicked officials and a few confused farm animals.
Eyewitnesses reported that the destroyer, which was supposed to glide majestically into the water, instead took a nosedive straight into a nearby mud pit, sending a plume of sludge and embarrassment into the air. “It was like watching a majestic swan attempt to fly, only to realize it was actually a very confused duck,” said local fisherman Kim Jong Duck, who was not invited to the event but showed up anyway.
Kim, who was reportedly wearing his favorite “I Love Nuclear Power” t-shirt, was seen shaking his fist at the sky, shouting, “This is an affront to my glorious leadership! How dare this ship embarrass me in front of my loyal subjects and my collection of vintage action figures!”
In a bizarre twist, the ship’s captain, Commander Lee “Oops” Kim, attempted to explain the mishap by claiming that “the ship was just practicing its ‘dive’ maneuver.” When asked for further clarification, he added, “You know, like a really bad swimmer trying to impress a lifeguard.”
As the dust settled and the mud dried, Kim Jong Un vowed to rebuild the destroyer, promising it would be “bigger, better, and definitely not prone to spontaneous mud baths.” Meanwhile, North Korean state media has already begun circulating a new propaganda video featuring the ship’s “heroic” dive, complete with dramatic music and slow-motion shots of the mud splashing everywhere.
In a final statement, Kim declared, “If we can’t have a destroyer that can float, we’ll just have to make sure it can sink with style!” And with that, the world collectively sighed, wondering what other surprises North Korea has in store for us next.
