**Kermit the Frog to Give Commencement Speech at University of Maryland: “It’s Not Easy Being Green, But It’s Easier Than Student Loans”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left both students and faculty scratching their heads, the University of Maryland has announced that none other than Kermit the Frog will deliver the commencement speech for the Class of 2024. The beloved amphibian, known for his wisdom and questionable fashion choices, is expected to inspire graduates with his unique blend of humor and existential dread.
“I can’t believe it,” said senior and self-proclaimed Muppet enthusiast, Sally Wiggins. “I was hoping for someone like Michelle Obama or maybe even Elon Musk, but Kermit? That’s just ribbiting!”
Kermit, who has been busy filming his latest documentary, “The Real Life of a Green Celebrity,” expressed his excitement in a recent press conference. “It’s not easy being green, but it’s easier than student loans,” he quipped, adjusting his tiny graduation cap. “I mean, have you seen the interest rates? They’re scarier than Miss Piggy on a bad hair day!”
The university’s decision has sparked a wave of mixed reactions. “I think it’s a great idea,” said Professor H. Ribbitt, head of the Department of Amphibian Studies. “Kermit embodies the spirit of resilience. Plus, he’s got a killer rendition of ‘Rainbow Connection’ that’ll bring the house down!”
However, not everyone is thrilled. “I was really hoping for a serious speaker,” lamented graduate Tom “The Human” Smith. “I mean, what’s next? A speech from Big Bird about the importance of social media?”
As the date approaches, students are preparing for a day filled with laughter, tears, and possibly a surprise guest appearance from Miss Piggy, who is rumored to be planning a dramatic entrance. “If she shows up, I’m definitely bringing popcorn,” said Wiggins.
In the end, whether you’re a fan of Muppets or not, one thing is clear: Kermit’s speech will be one for the history books—or at least the history of bizarre commencement speakers. So, grab your green hats and prepare for a day of wisdom, laughter, and maybe a few awkward moments. After all, it’s not every day you get life advice from a frog!
