**Kennedy and Milei Reinforce WHO Exit Stance After Buenos Aires Meeting: ‘Liberated from Totalitarian Control’**
In a groundbreaking meeting in Buenos Aires, U.S. Senator Joe Kennedy III and Argentine presidential candidate Javier Milei emerged with a bold declaration: they are officially “liberated from totalitarian control” and ready to exit the World Health Organization (WHO) faster than you can say “quarantine.”
“After extensive discussions over empanadas and mate, we realized that the WHO is just a fancy club for people who want to tell us how to sneeze,” Kennedy proclaimed, adjusting his sunglasses indoors. “I mean, who needs a global health organization when you can just Google your symptoms?”
Milei, known for his wild hair and even wilder economic theories, added, “The WHO is like that one friend who always shows up uninvited and insists on bringing kale chips to the party. No thanks! We prefer our parties with a side of freedom fries!”
The duo then unveiled their new initiative: “Operation Freedom Sneeze,” which aims to promote self-diagnosis and home remedies, including the revolutionary “Cough and Hope” method. “If you cough and no one hears it, did you really cough?” Milei mused, clearly deep in thought.
Critics were quick to respond. Dr. Ima Quack, a self-proclaimed health expert, stated, “This is the best thing to happen to public health since the invention of the ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy for symptoms.”
As the meeting concluded, Kennedy and Milei were seen high-fiving while chanting, “Who needs WHO?” in a bizarre yet catchy tune that’s sure to be the next viral sensation.
In a world where health advice is just a TikTok away, who needs a global organization anyway? Stay tuned for their next announcement: “Operation DIY Surgery.”
