**Keisha Lance Bottoms Launches Georgia Governor Campaign, Criticizes Trump in Announcement Video: “I’m Not Just Bottoms, I’m All In!”**
In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and local squirrels cheering, former Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms has officially launched her campaign for Governor of Georgia. In a dramatic announcement video, she took a moment to criticize former President Donald Trump, stating, “If I wanted to hear someone talk nonsense, I’d just ask my cat, Mr. Whiskers, to explain quantum physics.”
The video, which features Bottoms standing in front of a giant peach (because, of course), showcases her vision for Georgia: “A state where the only thing more abundant than peaches is common sense.” She then proceeded to roast Trump, saying, “He’s like a bad Wi-Fi connection—always dropping out when you need him most.”
Political pundit and self-proclaimed “Peach State Expert,” Bubba McFried, commented, “Keisha’s got the charisma of a Southern belle and the sass of a cat meme. She’s the only candidate who can make politics feel like a family barbecue—minus the burnt hot dogs.”
Bottoms’ campaign slogan, “I’m not just Bottoms, I’m all in!” has already sparked a wave of memes, with one Twitter user quipping, “If she wins, I’m changing my name to ‘Top’ just to confuse everyone.”
As Bottoms gears up for the race, she’s already promised to tackle pressing issues like affordable healthcare, education reform, and ensuring that every Georgian has access to sweet tea. “Because let’s be real,” she said, “no one should have to suffer through life without sweet tea. That’s just un-American.”
With her blend of humor, sass, and a healthy dose of peachy optimism, Keisha Lance Bottoms is ready to take Georgia by storm. And if all else fails, she can always run for mayor of the internet—because let’s face it, she’s already winning there.
