**Kazuo Ishiguro: ‘Transitioning from Page to Screen is a Cozy Experience’**
In a shocking revelation that has left literary circles buzzing like a caffeinated squirrel, Nobel Prize-winning author Kazuo Ishiguro has declared that adapting his novels into films is “a cozy experience,” akin to snuggling up with a warm cup of tea and a cat that only occasionally tries to claw your face off.
Ishiguro, known for his poignant explorations of memory and identity, recently sat down with our undercover reporter, Fluffy McSnugglepants, to discuss the transition from page to screen. “It’s like watching your child grow up,” he said, “except instead of going to college, they’re starring in a movie with a talking raccoon. And let’s be honest, who doesn’t want to see that?”
When asked about the adaptation of his acclaimed novel *Never Let Me Go*, Ishiguro chuckled, “I was thrilled! They took my deep existential themes and turned them into a blockbuster. I mean, who doesn’t love a good dystopian tale with a side of popcorn?”
Critics, however, have been less than cozy. “It’s like watching a cat try to swim,” said renowned literary critic Penelope Purrington. “You know it’s going to be a disaster, but you can’t look away.”
In a surprising twist, Ishiguro revealed that he’s currently working on a new project: a romantic comedy about a sentient toaster who falls in love with a blender. “It’s a metaphor for the human condition,” he explained, “and also, I just really like toast.”
As the world eagerly awaits Ishiguro’s next cinematic masterpiece, one thing is clear: whether it’s on the page or the screen, he’s determined to keep us cozy—preferably with a side of buttered toast.
