**Judge Set to Halt Trump Administration’s Ban on Harvard Foreign Students: A Legal Comedy of Errors**
In a stunning turn of events that has left legal scholars scratching their heads and Harvard students wondering if they should start a petition for free pizza, a federal judge has announced plans to halt the Trump administration’s ban on foreign students at Harvard. The judge, who prefers to be called “The Honorable Judgey McJudgerson,” stated, “This ban is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. We need foreign students to keep our campus from turning into a scene from ‘The Walking Dead.’”
The ban, which was initially designed to keep foreign students out of the Ivy League institution, has been met with fierce resistance. “I mean, who else is going to help us with our group projects?” lamented Harvard sophomore and self-proclaimed ‘future billionaire’ Chad Thundercock. “Without foreign students, I’d have to actually do my own research. Yikes!”
Meanwhile, the Trump administration has responded with its usual flair. “We’re just trying to make Harvard great again,” said a spokesperson who insisted on remaining anonymous but was definitely not wearing a red hat. “If we let foreign students in, they might teach our kids how to pronounce ‘quinoa’ correctly. We can’t have that!”
In a bizarre twist, a group of Harvard students has started a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for a “Foreign Student Welcome Party,” featuring a piñata shaped like a border wall. “We want to show them that we’re not all bad,” said junior and self-proclaimed ‘party planner extraordinaire’ Tiffany Glitterbomb. “Plus, who doesn’t love free tacos?”
As the legal battle unfolds, one thing is clear: Harvard’s campus is about to get a lot more interesting. And if Judge McJudgerson has anything to say about it, the only thing getting banned will be bad puns and boring lectures. Stay tuned for more updates from the courtroom, where the gavel is mightier than the tweet!
