**Judge Criticizes Trump Lawyers for Last-Minute Maneuvers in MS-13 Deportation Case: “This Isn’t a Game of Jenga!”**
In a courtroom drama that could only be rivaled by a soap opera, a federal judge recently took a moment to express his exasperation with the legal team representing former President Donald Trump in a high-stakes MS-13 deportation case. The judge, who prefers to remain anonymous but goes by the nickname “Judge Judy’s Evil Twin,” slammed the lawyers for their last-minute maneuvers that seemed more suited for a game of Twister than a serious legal proceeding.
“Honestly, I’ve seen more organized chaos at a toddler’s birthday party,” the judge quipped, adjusting his oversized glasses. “If I wanted to see people scrambling at the last minute, I’d just watch a group of cats trying to catch a laser pointer.”
The Trump legal team, led by the ever-optimistic attorney “Bobby ‘The Brief’ McFumble,” attempted to introduce new evidence just moments before the judge was set to deliver his ruling. “We thought it would be like a surprise party!” McFumble exclaimed, clearly missing the point. “Surprise! We have a new witness! Oh wait, he’s in Mexico. But he’s definitely got some great stories!”
In a bizarre twist, the last-minute evidence included a crumpled-up napkin with what appeared to be a doodle of a taco truck and the words “MS-13: The Musical.” “I thought it was a brilliant idea,” McFumble insisted. “Who wouldn’t want to see gang members break into song about their feelings?”
The judge, however, was not amused. “This isn’t a game of Jenga, folks. You can’t just pull out pieces and hope the whole thing doesn’t collapse,” he said, shaking his head. “Next, they’ll be trying to submit a TikTok dance as evidence.”
As the courtroom erupted in laughter, the judge concluded, “If you want to play games, I suggest you stick to Monopoly. At least then, when you go bankrupt, you can just flip the board and walk away.”
With the case still pending, one thing is for sure: the courtroom drama is far from over, and we can only hope the next surprise isn’t a karaoke night.
