**Judge Appointed by Obama Permits Lawsuit Against Musk Over DOGE, Dismisses Claims Against Trump**
In a stunning turn of events that has left the legal world scratching its collective head, a judge appointed by former President Obama has allowed a lawsuit against Elon Musk over his alleged manipulation of Dogecoin, while simultaneously dismissing claims against former President Trump for, well, being Trump.
The judge, who prefers to be called “The Honorable Judge Waffle,” stated in a press conference, “I’ve seen a lot of things in my day, but a billionaire tweeting about a meme-based cryptocurrency? That’s just too juicy to ignore. Plus, I’ve always wanted to see if I could get a free Tesla out of this.”
The lawsuit, filed by a group of disgruntled Dogecoin investors known as “The Shiba Inu Society,” claims that Musk’s tweets caused their investments to plummet faster than a lead balloon at a helium convention. “I lost my life savings!” cried one investor, who wished to remain anonymous but was later identified as “DogeDad69.” “I thought I was investing in a currency, not a dog park!”
Meanwhile, the judge dismissed claims against Trump, stating, “Look, if we started suing every time someone said something ridiculous, we’d have to lock up half of Congress. And besides, I’m still waiting for my ‘Make America Gravy Again’ hat.”
As the courtroom drama unfolds, Musk has taken to Twitter to respond, tweeting, “I’m just a simple guy trying to make a meme go to the moon. Also, I’m still waiting for my Dogecoin to buy a small country.”
In the end, it seems the only thing more volatile than Dogecoin is the legal system itself. Stay tuned for updates, or as we like to say, “In the world of crypto and courtroom antics, expect the unexpected—preferably with a side of fries.”
