**Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick’s Ex Engage in Heated Dispute at Nantucket Event Last Year**
NANTUCKET, MA—In a shocking turn of events that has left the elite social scene of Nantucket reeling, Jordon Hudson, the self-proclaimed “King of the Hamptons,” and Bill Belichick’s ex-fiancée, Linda “The Playbook” Thompson, found themselves embroiled in a heated dispute at last year’s annual “Nantucket Nonsense Gala.” Eyewitnesses report that the argument escalated faster than a Tom Brady touchdown pass.
The drama unfolded when Hudson, known for his extravagant lifestyle and questionable fashion choices, allegedly made a snide remark about Thompson’s infamous “deflated” relationship with the New England Patriots coach. “I told her that if she wanted to win an argument, she should consult the playbook,” Hudson quipped, sporting a shirt that read “I’m with Stupid” while pointing at a nearby seagull.
Thompson, not one to back down, shot back, “At least I didn’t wear a Hawaiian shirt to a black-tie event! What’s next, flip-flops?” The crowd gasped, and a nearby lobster roll vendor reportedly dropped his entire stock in shock.
As the argument escalated, Thompson allegedly challenged Hudson to a “fashion duel,” which involved a runway walk-off judged by a panel of confused local fishermen. “I’ve seen better style at a clam bake,” one judge remarked, while another added, “I thought this was a seafood festival, not a circus.”
The dispute ended when both parties were distracted by a rogue seagull stealing Hudson’s artisanal avocado toast. “I guess we both lost,” Hudson lamented, as Thompson added, “At least I still have my dignity… and my lobster roll.”
As the Nantucket elite continue to gossip about the incident, one thing is clear: when it comes to drama, Hudson and Thompson are the real MVPs.
