**Jill Biden’s Political Ascent During Her Husband’s Cognitive Challenges: A New Book**
In a shocking turn of events that has left political analysts scratching their heads and conspiracy theorists high-fiving, First Lady Jill Biden has announced the release of her new book, “How to Politically Ascend While Your Husband Forgets Where He Left His Glasses.” The memoir chronicles her journey from the sidelines to the center stage of American politics, all while Joe Biden occasionally thinks he’s still in a 1970s diner ordering a slice of cherry pie.
“Honestly, I thought I was just going to be the First Lady who plants a few flowers and occasionally reminds Joe that he’s not supposed to call Kamala ‘that nice lady from the grocery store,’” Jill quipped during a recent book signing at a local library, where she was also giving out free bookmarks that read, “I’m still here, folks!”
The book is filled with hilarious anecdotes, including the time Jill had to remind Joe that he was, in fact, the President and not just a very enthusiastic bingo caller. “I told him, ‘Joe, you can’t just yell ‘Bingo!’ at the State of the Union address,’” she recalled, chuckling. “He looked at me and said, ‘But I got a full card!’”
Political insiders are already buzzing about the book’s potential impact on the 2024 election. “If Jill can keep Joe from mistaking the Oval Office for a set of ‘The Price is Right,’ she might just be the first First Lady to run for President herself,” said political analyst Chuck “The Oracle” McGee. “I mean, who wouldn’t vote for a woman who can juggle a husband’s cognitive challenges and a national crisis?”
As for Joe, he’s reportedly thrilled about Jill’s new venture. “I always knew she was the smart one,” he said, while trying to remember if he had already eaten lunch. “I just hope she doesn’t forget to mention my famous ‘Ice Cream is a Food Group’ policy!”
With a blend of humor, heart, and a dash of political savvy, Jill Biden’s new book promises to be a bestseller—if only because it’s the only book where the author can say, “I wrote this while my husband was trying to figure out how to turn on the microwave.”
