**Israel Accepts Trump-Supported Ceasefire Plan to Release Gaza Hostages: White House**
In a shocking turn of events that has left political analysts scratching their heads and conspiracy theorists high-fiving, Israel has officially accepted a ceasefire plan backed by none other than former President Donald Trump. The plan, dubbed “Operation Peaceful Tweets,” aims to release hostages in Gaza while simultaneously ensuring that Trump’s hair remains perfectly coiffed.
White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, announced the news with a flourish, stating, “This plan is so good, even the pigeons in the park are applauding. We’re talking about a ceasefire that’s more popular than avocado toast at a hipster café!”
Sources close to the negotiations revealed that the ceasefire plan includes a series of bizarre stipulations, such as mandatory karaoke sessions between Israeli and Palestinian leaders, where they will belt out classic duets like “I Got You Babe” and “Endless Love.” “We believe that nothing brings people together like a good sing-along,” said Trump’s imaginary friend, Bob the Builder, who was reportedly consulted on the plan.
In a statement that left everyone scratching their heads, Trump himself said, “I’ve always said that peace is like a good golf swing—sometimes you just have to let it go and hope for a hole-in-one. Or a hole-in-two. Or maybe just a really nice sand trap.”
Meanwhile, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was seen practicing his karaoke skills in a Tel Aviv bar, belting out “I Will Survive” while surrounded by confused patrons. “If this doesn’t work, at least I’ll have a backup career,” he quipped.
As the world waits with bated breath for the ceasefire to take effect, one thing is clear: if this plan doesn’t work, we can always count on Trump to come up with a new reality show—“The Real Hostages of Gaza.” Stay tuned!
