**Imane Khelif Suspended from Women’s Boxing Tournament Pending New Mandatory Sex Test: A Knockout of Absurdity!**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the boxing world reeling, French-Algerian boxer Imane Khelif has been suspended from the upcoming Women’s Boxing Tournament due to a new mandatory sex test. Yes, you read that right—sex test! Apparently, the boxing federation has decided that determining the gender of its athletes is as important as determining their punching power.
Khelif, who was last seen practicing her jabs while simultaneously rolling her eyes at the absurdity of it all, stated, “I thought I was just going to punch some faces, not have to prove I’m not a face-punching alien!”
The new policy, dubbed “Operation Gender Checkmate,” was introduced after a series of “unusual” performances in the ring. According to the head of the boxing federation, Chuck “The Gender Bender” McGee, “We just want to ensure that everyone in the ring is, you know, definitely a woman. I mean, have you seen some of these athletes? They could knock out a bear!”
In a bizarre twist, the test will reportedly involve a series of questions, including “Do you prefer pink or blue?” and “How many pairs of shoes do you own?” Khelif quipped, “If they ask me about my shoe collection, I’m definitely getting disqualified. I have a thing for stilettos!”
Meanwhile, fellow boxer and self-proclaimed gender expert, Bella “The Brawler” Thompson, chimed in, “I think they should just have a dance-off instead. If you can’t do the Macarena, you’re out!”
As the boxing world waits with bated breath (and a healthy dose of skepticism), Khelif remains hopeful. “If I have to take this test, I’m bringing my entire shoe closet. Let’s see if they can handle my stilettos!”
Stay tuned for more updates on this knockout of a story, and remember: in the world of boxing, it’s not just about the punches; it’s about the punchlines!
