**Hunter Biden Spotted Driving Toyota Rental in South Africa Following End of Secret Service Protection**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the world both amused and bewildered, Hunter Biden was recently spotted cruising the streets of Johannesburg in a Toyota rental, just days after his Secret Service protection was officially lifted. Eyewitnesses report that he was “driving like he had just discovered the accelerator pedal” while blasting a playlist that suspiciously included “I Will Survive” on repeat.
Local resident and self-proclaimed “Biden Superfan,” Thabo Mzansi, exclaimed, “I thought I was seeing things! Here’s a guy who could have any car in the world, and he’s rolling in a Toyota? I mean, at least it’s not a clown car!”
Sources close to Hunter say he chose the Toyota for its “stealthy vibe.” “I wanted to blend in,” Hunter reportedly said, “and nothing says ‘I’m just a regular guy’ like a rental car that smells like a mix of fast food and regret.”
In a bizarre twist, Hunter was also seen attempting to haggle with a local street vendor over the price of a boerewors roll, insisting he could get a better deal back in Washington. “I’m not paying more than $5 for a sausage! Have you seen the price of gas in the States?” he allegedly shouted, while waving a handful of rand like it was Monopoly money.
Political analysts are scratching their heads, wondering if this is a new strategy for Hunter to connect with the common man. “Maybe he’s trying to launch a new reality show: ‘Biden’s Budget Adventures,’” quipped political commentator and part-time magician, David Abracadabra. “I can see it now: ‘Watch as Hunter navigates the wilds of South Africa with nothing but a rental car and a questionable sense of direction!’”
As Hunter continues his South African escapade, one thing is clear: whether he’s behind the wheel of a Toyota or a Tesla, he’s always going to be the life of the party—just as long as that party doesn’t involve a Secret Service detail.
