**Guardians-Twins Game Postponed in Fourth Inning Due to Rain: Fans Left to Contemplate Life Choices**
In a shocking turn of events that has left fans scratching their heads and questioning their life decisions, the highly anticipated Guardians vs. Twins game was postponed in the fourth inning due to rain. The game, which had already seen more delays than a toddler’s bedtime, was called off just as the Guardians were about to unleash their secret weapon: a hot dog cannon.
“I was really looking forward to seeing the Guardians’ new mascot, ‘Sir Rain-a-lot,’” lamented local fan and self-proclaimed baseball expert, Bob “The Rain Man” Johnson. “Now I have to go home and face my cat, Mr. Whiskers. He’s been judging me all week for my life choices.”
As the rain poured down, fans were left to ponder the deeper questions of existence. “Why do we even come to these games?” asked Sarah “The Eternal Optimist” Thompson, who had brought her entire family, including her pet goldfish, Bubbles. “I could have stayed home and watched Netflix. At least there, I wouldn’t have to explain to my kids why they can’t have nachos for dinner.”
In a bizarre twist, the Twins’ manager, Rocco Baldelli, was spotted attempting to negotiate with the rain clouds. “I told them, ‘Look, we can work this out. How about a rain delay instead of a full-on downpour?’” Baldelli claimed, adding, “But they just kept pouring it on. I guess they really wanted to make a splash.”
Meanwhile, Guardians pitcher Shane Bieber was seen practicing his rain dance in the dugout, hoping to summon the sun. “I thought I’d give it a shot,” Bieber said, “but all I got was a soggy glove and a lot of confused looks from my teammates.”
As fans trudged out of the stadium, one die-hard supporter was overheard saying, “I came for the baseball, but I stayed for the existential crisis.” And with that, the Guardians and Twins will have to wait for another day to settle the score—unless, of course, the rain has other plans.
