**GOP Lawmaker Stands by Trump Tax Bill Amidst Heated Town Hall Reactions: “It’s Like a Buffet, But for Taxes!”**
In a town hall meeting that could only be described as a cross between a wrestling match and a family reunion gone wrong, GOP lawmaker Chuck “Taxman” McGee stood firm in his support of the Trump Tax Bill, despite the audience’s reaction resembling that of a cat in a bathtub.
“Folks, this tax bill is like a buffet,” McGee declared, waving his arms as if he were trying to shoo away a swarm of angry bees. “You can pick and choose what you want! Just like at Golden Corral, but with fewer chocolate fountains and more loopholes!”
The crowd erupted into a cacophony of boos, hisses, and one particularly enthusiastic gentleman who shouted, “I’d rather eat a tax form than pay these rates!”
Local resident and self-proclaimed tax expert, Betty “The Calculator” Johnson, chimed in, “This bill is like a bad haircut. You think it’ll look good, but you end up regretting it for years!”
McGee, undeterred, responded, “But think of the savings! You could buy a whole new wardrobe to cover up that bad haircut!”
As the meeting spiraled into chaos, one attendee, who identified himself only as “Dave from Accounting,” stood up and asked, “If I can’t afford my taxes, can I pay them in Monopoly money?”
“Only if you’re willing to accept Boardwalk as collateral!” McGee quipped, earning a round of laughter from the crowd.
As the town hall concluded with a rousing rendition of “We Will Not Pay,” McGee left the stage with a smile, declaring, “Remember, folks, taxes are like a bad relationship: you can’t avoid them, but you can always blame someone else!”
And with that, the town of Maplewood was left to ponder their financial futures, while McGee headed straight to the nearest buffet.
