**GOP Lawmaker Backs Trump’s Tax Cuts Ahead of Competitive 2026 House Race: ‘Major Focus’**
In a shocking twist that has left political analysts scratching their heads and local barbershops buzzing, GOP lawmaker Chuck “Taxman” McDoughnut has officially endorsed Donald Trump’s tax cuts as his “major focus” ahead of the highly competitive 2026 House race. McDoughnut, who is known for his love of donuts and disdain for anything resembling a budget, declared, “If there’s one thing I know, it’s that tax cuts are like sprinkles on a donut—absolutely necessary and totally delicious!”
The announcement came during a press conference held in front of a local bakery, where McDoughnut was seen enthusiastically tossing tax cut pamphlets into a crowd of confused pastry lovers. “I’m here to tell you that tax cuts are the icing on the cake of our economy!” he shouted, while accidentally knocking over a three-tiered cake that was meant for a local charity event. “Oops! Just like our budget, it’s a little messy!”
Political pundit and self-proclaimed “Tax Whisperer” Linda Lafferty chimed in, “This is a bold move for McDoughnut. He’s really banking on the idea that voters will forget he once proposed a ‘Donut Tax’ to fund his pet project: a giant inflatable Trump balloon.”
Meanwhile, McDoughnut’s opponent, Democrat Sally “The Budgeteer” Green, responded with a statement of her own: “I’m focused on real issues, like healthcare and education. But if Chuck wants to make tax cuts his major focus, I’m happy to let him eat cake—just not my cake!”
As the 2026 race heats up, one thing is clear: McDoughnut is ready to sprinkle his way to victory, one tax cut at a time. And if that doesn’t work, he’s always got the option of running on a platform of free donuts for all. After all, who can resist a candidate with a sweet tooth?
