**GOP Dissenters Warn of $36 Trillion Debt Crisis as Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Clears House Vote**
In a shocking turn of events that has left political analysts scratching their heads and reaching for the nearest bottle of aspirin, the House of Representatives has passed Donald Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill,” a $36 trillion spending extravaganza that promises to make America’s debt as high as the hair on a 1980s rock star.
While the bill’s supporters are busy planning a parade featuring golden toilets and fireworks shaped like eagles, a group of GOP dissenters has emerged from the shadows, waving their arms and shouting, “Wait! This is a terrible idea!” Among them is Senator Chuck “The Budget Hawk” McPennyworth, who stated, “This bill is like giving a toddler a credit card and telling them to buy all the candy they want. Spoiler alert: It’s going to end in tears and a mountain of debt!”
Meanwhile, Representative Linda “Fiscal Responsibility” Tightwad added, “I thought we were supposed to be the party of small government, not the party of ‘Let’s buy a yacht and call it a tax write-off!’”
In a bizarre twist, Trump himself celebrated the bill’s passage by tweeting, “This is the best bill ever! It’s so big and beautiful, it makes the Great Wall look like a picket fence! #DebtIsTheNewBlack.”
As the dissenters continue to warn of impending doom, one anonymous GOP member was overheard saying, “At this point, I’m just hoping the debt crisis comes with a complimentary set of steak knives.”
With the nation’s financial future hanging in the balance, one thing is clear: the only thing bigger than the debt is the laughter echoing through the halls of Congress.
